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Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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In a school outing to an Indian music festival thing I asked the girl next to me "can you hold my bols for a minute while i go to the bog?"

Bols are tiny symbol things.
Bog aka toilet.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:39, 4 replies)
I don't get it
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:42, closed)
I think
he means "cymbal", as in the little brass things that Indian dancers strap to their fingers.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 4:54, closed)
I think that jokes are always much funnier after they've been explained to molecular standards of detail.

God, I'm in a snappy mood today.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:11, closed)
Ah good,
Enzyme knew what I meant.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:54, closed)

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