Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
(
chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
« Go Back
Musical InstrumentIn a school outing to an Indian music festival thing I asked the girl next to me "can you hold my bols for a minute while i go to the bog?"
Bols are tiny symbol things.
Bog aka toilet.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:39, 4 replies)
I thinkhe means "cymbal", as in the little brass things that Indian dancers strap to their fingers.
(
The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 4:54,
closed)
...I think that jokes are always much funnier after they've been explained to molecular standards of detail.
God, I'm in a snappy mood today.
(
Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:11,
closed)
« Go Back