Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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*coughs feebly*hello. I'm just about to go to bed (oo-er), alone (not oo-er) with a hot whiskey (mmmm) and a big, thick book (woo). And I'm going to stay there 'til 7am. I hope I wake up and I'm not sick anymore.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:45,
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