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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Biochemist Humour
Be gentle.
This one didn't come from me, but I was working at a genetics company and we had a fairly multinational mix. In our field sometimes the proteins we studdied splits, or 'cleaves'. I think you can guess where this is going. Anyway, Fan (chinese) is showing Koen (dutch) her latest analysis, resulting in the priceless, straightfaced comment, "Hey, Fan, nice cleavage!" Other members of the lab dissolved into Sid James-style chuckling.
On another note, at a party with work colleagues and our resident goth is there wearing a black vest-style top affording a good view of her tattoos - as well as her othernot inconsiderable attributes. Prompting me to stop her and state, genuinely about the tats 'My god! Those are fabulous!', then, being possessed by the ghost of Sid James, '...And the tattoos aren't bad either.'
My mate, a passed master at the filthy comment, nodded sagely beside me before I made a swift getaway.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 3:03, 1 reply)
ah yes
a moment for the true connoisseur.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:44, closed)

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