Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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There's now't so queer as folkTalking with a friend Charlotte about a mutual acquaintance.
She says "Look, it can't be easy being gay in a small northern town can it?"
'You reckon?' says I 'from what I hear Hebden Bridge is the lesbian capitol of England at the moment!'
"Yeah" she concedes "but lesbians go down better!"
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 4:11, Reply)
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