Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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oopsWhen i first started high school it was an all boys school however they changed things and the 6th and 7th forms were to be mixed and a whole new senior college set up. The year i was in the 6th form was the first year for girls to attend our school and the first year of the shiney new senior college.
To try and get across the idea that we were now young adults and diffrent to the rest of the school they changed a few things. Uniform options , class options etc , but most importantly a new type of discipline.
Instead of a normal detention you now got a detention where you could do your homework and ask teachers questions if you wernt sure of something. These were proudly named Study Tutorial Detentions. Or as they were refered to in official school publications STD's.
spot the fuck up?
So when the detention list was read out it went something like this " Sally Jones has been given an STD by mr jones"
Can you immagine the schools laughter and not just from the pupils either.
Unsurprisingly STDs only lasted one term before they found a new name for them.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:17, 1 reply)
the undertones of incestuousnessmake this story. I bet it was unintentional too.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:48, closed)
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