Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I couldn't play football with my peersAt my school, there had been some problems with kids playing football, basketball and tennis in the same yard at the same time. A couple of people got injured by getting a basketball in the face when they were trying to return a serve.
This ended up with the headteacher making an announcement in assembly along the lines that: "Any boys who have big balls should congregate in the top yard, whilst those with smaller balls should play in the field. People without balls may stay indoors". It was a dream come true for the 11 year olds amongst us.
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Norbert Lightowler, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:35,
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