Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Accidental Spoonerism rather than InnuendoWhen i used to work with children i was playing a game with a group of 3/4 year olds. I wanted them to close their eyes so asked them to 'keep your eyes tut shite'!!
Thankfully none of them noticed
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:23, 2 replies)
lal:)
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When I was an infant teacherI often told the class to keep their eyes shitely tut.
And none of them noticed either.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:23,
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