Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Subway = MirthAnytime I go into my local Subway shop, I give my order to the very pretty Polish girl working behind the counter. Leaving out the size of the sandwich encourages her to ask (everytime, never gets dull!) "Is that a 6" or a footlong?" at which point I reply with a grin on my face "We'll I don't like to brag!". Much hilarity ensues, I should get out more often.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:10, Reply)
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