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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Work based cracks...
Was out having a cig outside work (a Uni) last week with a colleague when another walked past and shouted that they'd missed her message about some signage. She yelled without thinking "It's ok, I've stuck it up myself with Blu-tac". The realisation took all of three seconds to kick in, whilst I and a good number of students sniggered.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:13, Reply)

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