Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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A while agoon holiday I was ambling past a dojo when I heard what could only be described as insane Morris dancing, with lots of jangling and clunking of wood.
(im going to crash on, even though the punchline rumbles towards us like the portable midnight that is a morbidly obese goth)
I stopped at the rice paper wall to listen to this noise but leaned too far forward and crashed through the wall onto the floor.
Rolling over to be confronted by two armoured warriors gripping big poles i blurted out
"im sorry, i seem to be accidentally in your Kendo"
gets coat, opens tent flaps (arf) "im just stepping outside, I may be some time"
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:16, 3 replies)
I did enjoy the phrase"like the portable midnight that is a morbidly obese goth"
You can have a click, just for that
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chart cat has an itch, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:47,
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