Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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School based capersWhilst talking with my sixth form English tutor, he went off on some missive about reading aloud and how useful it was. He then proclaimed whilst sat on my desk 'I do it regularly'...this caused me to snigger inside, but I felt I could hold it in...he then continued 'with year 9'...at this point, I pissed myself laughing and couldn't stop for about 20 minutes. The strange thing was, he sat there and pretended he hadn't understood that he'd just confessed to being a paedophile.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:16, Reply)
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