Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I have been reminded by the country folk below..."Oh my god - it stinks of rape in here" declared my mum, shutting the windows of my bedroom... whilst being watched, horrified, by the new man in my life - who was a towny, and didnt realise that she was referring to the smell from the harvest of the rapeseed outside the back garden.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:57, Reply)
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