Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Surely someone must have noticed?"What shall we call this business of ours then, Bob?"
"I don't know, John... We're an the Services Sector I guess. That's a start."
"Hmm... Let me think about that one. That reminds me, what should we name the subdivision responsible for extracting subterrainian oil?"
See the amusing (and 100% genuine) results here
Arf.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:02, 5 replies)
Arf!Marvel as the finger is inserted in to the crack!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:07,
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@DiTyes, I rather liked that bit myself!
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*click*a beauty for so late in the game.
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It must be Wednesday......there's a big metal fist probing a dry crack.
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e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:47,
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YesMade me giggle like a little girl.
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