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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Surely someone must have noticed?
"What shall we call this business of ours then, Bob?"

"I don't know, John... We're an the Services Sector I guess. That's a start."

"Hmm... Let me think about that one. That reminds me, what should we name the subdivision responsible for extracting subterrainian oil?"

See the amusing (and 100% genuine) results here

(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:02, 5 replies)
Marvel as the finger is inserted in to the crack!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:07, closed)
yes, I rather liked that bit myself!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:11, closed)
a beauty for so late in the game.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:34, closed)
It must be Wednesday...
...there's a big metal fist probing a dry crack.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:47, closed)
Made me giggle like a little girl.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 22:11, closed)

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