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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Mindless vandalism
When the Soviet Union was broken up, and its constituent republics all looked for more cordial relations with the West, the United Nations decided to establish a token foothold in some of these new states. Usually this amounted to nothing more than a rented office in a dingy tower block, but in Estonia the new government generously offered the use of a modest but well-maintained 18th Century house on the edge of the capital. One day, however, a local resident, bitter at his living conditions post-Communism, and, needless to say, full of vodka, climbed the fence surrounding the courtyard, and decided to vent his rage by grabbing a hatchet left by a careless gardener and swinging it with all his might at the statue of a female deer that formed the impressive centrepiece of the courtyard.

These days you could say that it's an axe-y dent Talinn UN doe...
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:28, Reply)

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