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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I had an Italian flatmate.
His name was Al. He used to do bum rape on me and call it an accident.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:38, 4 replies)
Ah Al...
What have you been doing?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:46, closed)
I was kind of
hoping that didn't mean me. But I can't see any other reason for him being called al.

(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:52, closed)
The dodgy Italian accent
Was fooling nobody.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:53, closed)
or the pizza chef moustache
tickling my neck as you grunted your brown ale spit into the pillow. I used to think it was just cheap olive oil. I should have known.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:01, closed)

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