Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Here have a dollarIn fact no brother man here have two.
Two dollars means a snack for me, but it means a great deal for you.
Be strong serve god only, know that if you do, beautiful heaven awaits,
thats a poem I wrote for the first time I saw a man with no clothes, no money, no plate,
Mr Wendal, that's his name, no one ever knew his name no-one
Never thought twice about spending on a ol' bum,
until I had the chance to really get to know one
Now that I know him, to give him money isn't charity
He gives me some knowledge, I buy him some shoes
And to think blacks spend all that money on big colleges,
still most of y'all come out confused
*jiggles it down like a crazed loon*
edit - why the fuck is paul o'grady getting an honour? he presents a shit tv show! They'll be giving that tosser Dermot O'leary one soon.
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