Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Birdy num numsMy mum was once given some bird feed (consisting of nuts and seeds) by a pleasant old man living in our hamlet in Oxfordshire. Mum loved her birds dearly (especially the great tits) and having seen her birds enjoy the mix heartily was keen to express her gratitude. She didn't, however, think this through when, one day, she saw Mr Griffin walking past and yelled "Oh Mr griffin, you she see my tits on your nuts". Oops.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:37, Reply)
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