
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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...there was a teacher called Mr. Dear, and a pupil whose surname was Darling. Needless to say, one day, they passed each other in the corridor with the exchange: "Hello, Darling." "Hello, Dear."
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:19, Reply)
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