Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I had my pal round for dinner years agoand we were going through what there is to eat. My mum said to us "How about chicken breasts?" to which my mate so innocently asked "How big are the breasts?"
She went flush red and then he realised what he'd said, and looked so very ashamed of himself.
Good laugh for me, mind.
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McBadger COW, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 19:20,
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