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Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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A strikingly similar thing happened to me
Some of the other masters and myself had gone for a relaxing massage earlier in the day, and we must have got round to discussing the afternoon's impending match, because they swore blind I had said that I wanted to have 'Nicholas Shand-Handy'. With all the excitement, I couldn't be sure that I hadn't said it, and took it on the chin.

Mind you, he was awful at the game, so I had to pull him off at half-time.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:58, Reply)

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