Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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In church too.After a church meeting one of the dear ladies, aged 80+, very smart, very refined is asking the young people about a youth weekend they have recently been too. It is winter and one youth mentions that it was rather chilly. He was left on his own when she replied "It was almost cold enough for a muff."
How she knew where I had kept my hands at night I will never know.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 22:03, Reply)
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