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Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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A late entry...
I was playing on the xbox with a friend of mine, and he mentioned that he'd recently got a High-Def TV to play his on.

A asked if it made much difference, to which he replied:
"Yes, the 1080p-ness is fantastic."

I managed to reply by saying "That's a whole lot of cock", before I collapsed into uncontrolable giggles.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 22:34, 14 replies)
It was true...
Plus it took him about five minutes to work out what he'd said.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 22:38, closed)
isn't it tomorrow yet?
I want it to be tomorrow.
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I want it to be tomorrow!
I spent an hour sharpening and oiling my knife...
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 23:15, closed)
Midnight is no good though
it has to be tomorrow at specific o'clock
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Four O'clock?
Or earlier?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 23:19, closed)
that'd be telling
pub at 7 though
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*grins*
It's like that then is it?

I shall be on the 9am train :|
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 23:25, closed)
feel free to stalk me round London til 7
as I will probably wear the flappy leather coat

Edit: I have taken sleeping pills (the right amount, Mother, realx) and so me seplling might get fucked.
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Well, if you're about with time to kill,
Feel free to drop me a message...
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 23:39, closed)
You kill time? YOu kill lots of things
I thought you'd be busy
*taps nose*
*winks*
*nudges*
*falls over asleep*
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Er... No...
Night...

Crazy person...
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 23:50, closed)
g'night
equally crazy person
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