Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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This just inProfessor Kenny Martin, reporting live from the scene of an innuendo that happened a few minutes ago.
One of the trainers where I work is leaving tomorrow, so today we all ordered pizza and stuff from the takeout place over the road for a bit of a leaving lunch. Someone brought in a 2 litre bottle of coke, but told the woman who's leaving (a rather prim late 40s woman) that she wasn't allowed any, because of the enormous belches that invariably follow (ok, so not that prim).
Anyway, after much jovial banter about the belches etc, she announced to the room at large
"I'm going to have a drink of coke, and blow you"
Steady on love, you're a colleague but I didn't think we were that close!
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:17, Reply)
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