Intense FriendshipsThe other night a friend confessed to a really intense friendship when he was young. Nothing sexual or anything, but it did extend to always going to the toilet together. As he put it, "we shared our poos."
Think back to the innocence of blood brothers and being friends forever and tell us the stories of loyalty, commitment and how it all went horribly wrong. You've seen Heavenly Creatures...
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chthonic, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:21)
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Graveyard shiftI used to have a best mate at school but gave up putting up with the fool when I was in my early twenties. I think the end was a night of drinking etc in the town centre when a minging weird slut (and I do mean really wrong lady) came up to us and offered us some flesh on flesh action. I (like others with us declined), but Michael decided this was just what he wanted and proceeded to stick his knob in her mouth whilst in a graveyard just off the high street.
Where this got unfortable was I was still present and every time I said "Err, I'll go wait for you on the high street" he stopped gob-stopping her and said "wait up/don't go" etc.
So even with back turned I had to endure about 10 mins of lolly slurping noise culminating with a desperate cry of "Do you swallow!?!?...... UrrrghhH!".
We declined the offer to go home with madam minger and after that I decided Michael and I were now in different worlds that need not meet.
Apologies for length (I didn't want to see it anyway!)
(, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:03, Reply)
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