Do I have "Freak Magnet" written on my forehead or something? Don't answer that.
At my first primary school I was followed around the playground by a boy called Ben (everyone I've ever met called Ben has been a creep), who would sing How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria? for no reason at all, and when asked by anyone else what he was doing, he'd grab my hand and yell "I'm going to MARRY HER!". To which I'd yell "Nooooooooooooo!" like Lisa does to Ralph in the Simpsons episode and run away. And then ten minutes later he'd start doing it all again. This went on for months and only stopped when he moved to Solihull. I'm guessing he's carving out a career as a singing sleazebag.

Is it any wonder I hate The Sound Of Music? I should add it's also Stalker Boy's favourite film, equal with Titanic. He believes he was on the Titanic when it sank, but strangely the past life was only unlocked after the film was released...

Dan J - I don't know how I've put up with him for 11 years and not opened fire in a crowded shopping centre. Probably because I made up a song to the tune of London Underground about him.
( Maladicta, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 18:31, Reply)