19 (11 years ago)
Started talking to a girl on Yahoo! Messenger... It turned out we went to the
same college. She was studying in the building which housed the vocation studies and... well... special needs...

So I had to work out if this girl was doing something like Hospitality Management or Colouring In 101... I wracked my brain for hours on how to ask without missing out on getting my leg over (which if I'm honest, was all I was interested in)... so I asked "How many GCSEs do you have?"

pause... long pause...

she replied, she wasn't a spastic, we met up... was alright...
(likeajackhammer, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:00, 7 replies)

I'm a bit confused here about just how banal the chat would have to be to NOT KNOW if there was a spakka on the other end.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:05, closed)

'How many GCSE's do you have?'
should give you a clue.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:09, closed)

I'll be honest... most of the conversations consisted of me cracking jokes... then explaining said jokes...

(likeajackhammer, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:10, closed)

she might have been really quick typist with the lolly stick taped to her forehead...

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:11, closed)

haha

(likeajackhammer, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:11, closed)

how could a conversation about college
result in you knowing what building she studied in, but not what course she was doing?
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 13:06, closed)

At the time, I didn't think a course for those with special needs would have been immediately obvious
i.e. "Colouring In"
(likeajackhammer, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 15:12, closed)