Failure to launch.
A while ago I tried to organise a meet with some guys from a demoscene site that I frequent (I'm fairly sure at least a couple of them are b3tans).
It took the 5 odd respondents several goes to setup a meet in Norhtbridge (the local bar/nightclub district & fairly central to us all). Where we would all grab a drink and a kebab afterwards. We eventually agreed on a time & date (the Brass Monkey after work & then maybe Plakas for those in the know).
Veni, vidi, bibi - & nada.
You'd be amazed at the number of geeky-looking, older-than-35 IT types there could be in 1 bar on a Tuesday after work, yet none of them there to meet me!
Not that I'm giving any of them a hard time - I did get a couple of valid excuses. But seriously guys - I can't be the only 1 to have to do the legwork here.
So.
Any West Australians living near Perth interested in a bash?
In the spirit of this weeks question - gaz me.
I did however discover on my VERY rare sojurn into N'bridge that Plakas is no more but the little kebab shop near where it used to be next to where Connies isn't anymore (another revalation) does a mean felafal-with-the-lot!
EDIT: Also - I'm officially "old" I think.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 8:30, 10 replies)

Sounds good
but will you be digging the graves?
or will we have to dig our own? The Gnangara pine plantation has lovely soft soil...so I've heard...
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Sat 22 Oct 2011, 10:05, closed)

I've chosen a plot down near Baldivis
akterlly.
But seriously - gaz me.
I'm northern 'burbs, my local is the Kingsley & I bury my bodies in the new development next to Conti's.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 10:13, closed)

that sounds great
can we make the meetup in Forrest Chase next weekend? you can wear a sign saying that "CHOGM is all theives, rapists and war criminals". we should be able to spot you by the black hawk helicopters landing on your skull.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Sat 22 Oct 2011, 10:50, closed)

Dude,
why not come & join our Republican March. I promise you that Malcolm Turnbull might even turn up ;)
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:53, closed)

he will probably be offended and upset
when I burn my effigy of Colon Barnett
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:28, closed)

That fucker makes Richard Court look good...
EDIT: Sorry showing my age a bit there.
EDIT, EDIT: @ least he doesn't sniff chairs or snap bras. AFAIK.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:52, closed)

Gaz, smaz..

Work in the city, live in The Vines.
Beer in city or Hillarys..but not Northbridge!
(BeatsWork, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 17:53, closed)

Oh, live a little.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:10, closed)

But I want to live a lot!
Looking like the three of us at the mo.

Although..I do have a sneaking suspicion that Prince Phillip might be a secret B3TAn - he's certainly got a couple of cringe-worthy stories that would make the front page.
(BeatsWork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:06, closed)

or at least certainly guarantee him top billing in AB's archive.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 25 Oct 2011, 0:41, closed)