I too have pulled due to exploding bowels
I was around the house of the girl, attempting to impress her with my scintillating conversational skills over an afternoon coffee. I'm not sure if I was succeeding or not - probably not.

Suddenly, and without warning, my body decided it had no truck with the Columbian fruit I'd eaten earlier, and I realised that explosive expulsion at both ends was a real and imminent possibility. So, in the middle of a sentence, I broke off and announced that I had to leave, jumped up and shot out of the door, heading home which was, thankfully, just a couple of streets away. I made it with seconds to spare.

The next day, baffled by my sudden departure, she turned up at my door to find out what had happened. I was now fully recovered, and we ended up in bed!

So I love to tell people that I pulled a girl using explosive diarrhoea, just because of the images they then have to get rid of ...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:48, Reply)