"This is an old QOTW and therefore rubbish"
That annoys me. It's clearly an irrational annoyance on my part, because the whole world knows that every single B3tan has been here from the very beginnings, and never missed a QOTW through going on holiday, having major surgery, being in prison, being locked in a sealed underground gimp chamber by Richard Digance's second cousin's chiropodist, etc.

Which reminds me.

When did the world's chiropodists get together and decide to change their profession into podiatry? I did enough Greek at school (in between the cross-country bumming, beatings and wanking contests) to know that they stopped being hand and foot specialists and are really foot doctors, so podiatry is a more accurate name for what they do. Which is why it's irrational. But it still pisses me off.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:43, 3 replies)

old qotw
I have started posting relatively recently, with varying degrees of funnehs. So a lot are new to me. Furthermore, your life doesn't end as soon as you post your first story! Well..... I'm sure people are having new experiences every day! And if you still don't like it then fuck off til next week.

Anyway, the best of pages always have some great stories. Always.
( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:48, closed)

Wanking contests...
...everybody wins.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:14, closed)

I think they got fed up with people confusing them with chiropractors. That said, psychiatrists haven't come up with a new name to differentiate themselves from psychologists yet.
(squirrelysquirrel, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 1:07, closed)