Women with big sunglasses on.
You know the ones, those massive Sunny Mann style things that look like you have two Jodrell Bank radio telescopes strapped to your face.

Don't know why, but I feel my mercury rising everytime I see them.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:53, 6 replies)

I was getting served in Asda the other day
and I happened to look about and about 12 tills away was a woman with short blonde hair and big sunglasses up on her head. But because she had a head down sorting out her purse or something, it looked like she had an alien mask on.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:56, closed)

Did you point and shout at her "A grey, a grey, they're coming to probe us all!"
and then run out without paying? I bet you will next time, and I wouldn't blame you one iota.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:00, closed)

some of us need to wear sunglasses :(

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 20:51, closed)

Maybe
But you need not wear such utterly ridiculous ones. If your sunglasses cover 1.5" of skin all around your eyes, you look like a twat. Aside from hating those sunglasses, I hate whatever bastard convinced women that those things look good.
( Ithyphallophobia, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 6:16, closed)

Hmm
Perhaps it was this guy:

( load of tosh Stupid fucking cunty bollocks expialidocious, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:13, closed)

i wear the darkest, smallest ones i can find
my eyes are extremely sensitive to light, my skin isn't.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:55, closed)