Marmite!
It's Satan's anal butter.
For fuck sakes, if you really like the taste lick a dead badger's bum. I mean, there is no way that that brown sludge could provide enjoyment of any kind.
It's made out of discarded yeast from the brewing process, and having seen what that looks like there's no way you're going to tell me that concentrating it and adding salt will make it taste any better.
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:07, 16 replies)

....gets in car
....and drives around back roads looking for a dead badger....
(dchurch bah, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:10, closed)

Save some for me

( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:13, closed)

shotgun!

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:13, closed)

....
I saw a dead badger on the way to work this morning

yum yum!
(mcgriffto, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:29, closed)

LOL
I love the stuff. My mate cannot even stand the smell of it.
So, whenever its my turn to drive at lunchtime, I always have cheese on toast with a good helping of Marmite spread on it.
Watching him hanging out of the window, dry heaving and cursing all the way back to work is a joy that never gets old.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:18, closed)

I didn't know people disliked it.
It's now as if their entire advert campaign of recent years ever mentioned that.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:22, closed)

Marmite
Not quite the food of the gods, but a few demigods or other minor deities might have it in their packed lunch from time to time.

Proof that it's nice: Neil Hamilton advertised it, and I still like it.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:30, closed)

If Richard Littlejohn advertised it, I still couldn't hate it any more than I do now
And that's saying something as Littlejohn is possibly the most vile thing on this planet.
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:33, closed)

On second thoughts
If I could witness Littlejohn bum raped to death by lesbian, Muslim, asylum seekers in exchange for eating a family sized tub of marmite I would willingly ask for the spoon.
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:36, closed)

Is there
some sort of campaign fund that I could contribute to?

I'd happily thrown in a months wage to see that.

I'd eat the Marmite in any case.
(dchurch bah, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:42, closed)

Shit.
I had no idea.

I'm starting to go off of it now.

Time to put that badger back by the side of the road.
(dchurch bah, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:33, closed)

MARMITE CASHEW NUTS!!
best invention ever.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:17, closed)

VEGEMITE
OR DEATH. That is all.
( uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 20:37, closed)

I love marmite
but have any of you ever tried the marmite chocolate that was out a while ago? It's vile. I got it as a present, and I'm sort of glad I tried it as I was curious, but never again.
( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 1:33, closed)

I concur
They were giving free samples away at the station one morning. Cool, free munchies I thought. Then I realised why they were giving it away...

Not actually unpleasant, just... not quite right, somehow.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:14, closed)

Promite
dead badger shits on Marmite!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 8:44, closed)