A disturbing trend
Now, I can quite accept that language changes – after all, if it didn't we wouldn't have delicious phrases such as arsebiscuit. But when visiting my local tavern, I've observed that within the last year or so a trend has emerged amongst the young barstaff to ask "Are you okay there?" as they greet you at the bar. Not a problem in itself, but if you answer "Yes, I'm fine thank you" they go away again, because what they really mean is "What would you like to drink?" or even "Worrayuhavin'" Likewise, I've noticed a trend among young people serving in shops and bars to tot up your total and then say "Er...two pounds ninety three, please". It's the "Er..." bit that gets me. Is there something embarrassing about just coming out with the figure? And on the subject of shopkeeping, I really really get quite stabby when shopkeepers hold out their hand for money before I've discussed my requirements with them. And if they hold out their hand for money but don't look at me when they are doing so, I make sure the money misses their hand. A small revenge, but a sweet one.
(Valentine_Sprake immanentising the eschaton since 1983, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:22, Reply)