Irrational HatredPeople who say "less" when they mean "fewer" ought to be turned into soup, the soup fed to baboons and the baboons fired into an active volcano. What has you grinding your teeth with rage, and why?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:36)
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I like the smell of ironingit reminds me of my mum. I however don't own an ironing board and never iron anything. Every time she comes down she tries to buy me one. What the fuck for?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:10,
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oh fuck, yesthe only reason i've got an iron is because my mum bought me one for christmas.
WTF? even if i loved ironing, why the fuck would i want an iron for christmas?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:28,
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Every time?Sounds like her massive drug highs tend to involve falling into some kind of existential funk about your lack of ironing board.
Maybe if you just got one, she'd be free to enjoy acute intoxication without being distracted by thoughts of your neglected housework.
Slattern.
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4Q just lurking, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 0:48,
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