Irrational HatredPeople who say "less" when they mean "fewer" ought to be turned into soup, the soup fed to baboons and the baboons fired into an active volcano. What has you grinding your teeth with rage, and why?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:36)
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People who stop at the top of escalators to attend to text messagingSpecifically, the one headed down towards the tubes at Waterloo, yesterday. Yes you, you corduroy-jacketed open-neck-shirted fortysomething floppyhaired fucknugget. Old enough to know better, as well.
See also them groups of the kids having a chat right in front of the shop doorway. I like a chat too, but six feet thataway would be just fine. Now get out of the way.
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 20:10, 2 replies)
I simply walk past them, pushing them out of the way if necessary.My reasoning is that if you are rude enough to stand in the middle of a walkway you are rude enough not to need me to say "Excuse me.".
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 20:16, closed)
I had room to pass (just) so I simply muttered 'cunt' loudly enough for him to look up startled. Calling it a win, why not.
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 20:17, closed)
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