Just a couple
People who can’t take responsibility for their own actions. i.e.’ even though I was unlicensed, drunk and speeding when I killed my passenger, it’s their fault for letting me drive.’ wtf?
Or the old faithful ‘It’s not my fault, I was abused as a child’, and especially ‘the Govt don’t do enough for the unemployed’ – ok, it’s not enough you get paid for doing fuck all, free medical, rent assistance and huge piles of cash thrown at you if you happen to birth a sproglet or five. Try working for a living you freeloading arseholes. (not directed at people who are GENUINELY looking for work, of course).
People who take their small children out to shopping centres and get them to hand out religious pamphlets. Who says I can’t tell a small child to ‘fuck off’?
People talking loudly on mobile phones, in supermarkets. Wait until you get home to call your BFF and tell them about your day, I don't need to know.
Governments who sell off your countries resources to an Asian conglomerate and put shitloads of people out of work and create country ghost towns because of it.
Teenagers who think they’ve invented swearing, dancing, music, emo, vampires, really bad dress sense and driving dangerously (ooh err, you’re sooooooo cool in your hotted up wankmobile making big squealy noises) and not realising its all bindun before they were born. BY ME!!!!
Call centres in India. I’m sorry, I realise you live in a poverty stricken country and need a job, but so does the bloke down the road from me who has a mortgage and a family to support, and was pretty job secure until you came along.
I think squirrely squirrel and I would get along just fine…….
(Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 4:17, 4 replies)

Hugs. And a click :)
(squirrelysquirrel, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 4:31, closed)

Fundie kids are an opportunity
When I see a bunch of dead-eyed polyester-suited fundies with their kids, it goes like this:

*Smile warmly at them as I approach. Say hello. Ignore any waffle from adults, crouch down and smile at child.*

"Hello. Is this your daddy?"

"'s"

"Is he a nice daddy? I bet he is. I bet you love him to bits, don't you?"

"'s"

"Well, that's great. But here's something to think about: just because he's a great daddy, and you love him, doesn't mean that everything he says is true. You should always think for yourself, and make up your own mind. Never trust anyone who tells you that you can't question their answers."

Just planting seeds, you never know...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:36, closed)

What's a BFF? (Genuine question.)
(FirstBendBunching All four back please..., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:43, closed)

Best Friend Forever
I think. It's kiddy speak inspired by that great theologian Paris Hilton. And that's another post in itself....
(Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 23:42, closed)