Small women driving big cars
Sexist? Yes. But there's just something about seeing a tiny slip of a woman behind the wheel of a hulking great monster of a car -- usually some kind of ugly 4x4 -- that winds me up.

Sat there, just about peering over the dash and doing 12mpg on the school run...

*shakes fist*
( reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:44, 18 replies)

Anyone who drives a 4 x 4 that doesn't live at the top of a fucking mountain
can fuck right the fuck off.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:45, closed)

Mine proved particularly adept with the recent snow, no doubt you stayed off work crying alone

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:54, closed)

I don't need a car because I'm not an inbred rural hick that fucks his sister.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:56, closed)

Haha buswanker !!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:10, closed)

Taxi you fucking chav.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:14, closed)

Haha wanker !!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:19, closed)

Who cries over missing a day of work?
Other than the self-employed, I suppose.

Owning a 4x4, but not living on a farm, is a perfectly valid reason for thinking that you're a nob.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:01, closed)

It's brilliant, all the car wankers give way, so yer if that makes me a nob so be it you dusty kneed peasant

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:10, closed)

Give way? Really?
I'm always confident that my car is worth considerably less than any Vogue (or whatever) coming at me, so couldn't give a shit about getting out of their way.

Dear god, I'm actually shaking with anger as I type this. Better go for a lie down.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:16, closed)

A nice cold towel to the head will help as well

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:18, closed)

Exactly
I went sledging with the kids
(LetsGetDownToIt, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:51, closed)

Rory...
A four-wheel drive Tonka-Toy doesn't count. Yes, it could cope with the snow, but we both know you cried like the little boy you are when you left it outside when your mum called you in for tea and the snow buried it....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:38, closed)

You seem to know an awful lot about me legless, and I don't even bless the world with yet another shit blog for you to glean this information from

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:11, closed)

Suck It Up, Fat Boy....

( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 12:25, closed)

I'm not your old man, the dirty cunt

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 17:15, closed)

mpg mph
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:05, closed)

Either would be apposite
checks dictionary.com for existence of the word 'apposite' and that it means what I think it means...

...Phew!
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:16, closed)

Or even apt.

( flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:34, closed)