Jafaican
EG
"Me and me bredrin are gonna be chillin in me yard laters ya get me bro?"

Shut up you ponce! You're from Westbury on Trym (posh part of Bristol) and live with your parents.

I like regional accents, yes even yours brummys ;o), and this tosh is making all kids talk the same.
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:25, 6 replies)

bet you don't like
the Hull accent.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:27, closed)

I do
I love them all. They are fantastic

I used to go to Uni with a girl from Abergavenny who spoke in rea-ly sl-ow bro-ken syli-ble-s. Quite irritating if you were in a hurry and needed to ask her somthing but was fab-u-lous nontheless
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:32, closed)

They don't all talk slow in Abergavenny
You were just at a shit uni that let slow thickies in. (Don't worry, I went to one too.)
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:51, closed)

Some pasty-faced yoof once threatened me with a bread roll.
After leaving the bus, I realised what he'd really meant by "bredrin".

St Albans is gangsta.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:31, closed)

Word.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:52, closed)

And the friend of the Jafaican
the asian kid who thinks he's from Jamaica, the Bollywog.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:08, closed)