Self checkout at Morrisons
On the one hand the machines go into a frenzy "Have you got a bag?" "Put the item in the bag!" "Take the item out of the bag!" "Call an assistant!" Talk about stress.

On the other hand being in the self checkout queue waiting for people who don't know how to use the self checkouts. Most of them only just grasped the idea of cash machines.

The machines should have another message something like "You look like a total fuckwit, why don't you go to a cashiers checkout instead?". Would probably say that to me though.
(tonyhrx, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:04, 2 replies)

Local Chavs
At my Morrisons are just amazing.

They all queue up for the self-service till (being 4) and you can be sure that the poor worker is running around **putting their items through the till and into the bags while said Chav is chatting to mates on phone**.

I'm amazed that the workers would actually do that, then really pissed off as I realised that two other people were waiting for her to come and do the same for them. So an "express" lane gets turned into a "I'm too fucking lazy and can't be arsed to do it myself" lane.

Oh yes, the whole "bag, bag, bag PUT IT IN THE BAG OR IT GETS THE HOSE" warnings are insanely annoying. Spotify Mobile FTW
(Helo, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:34, closed)

The pace and tone of the voice at Morrissons always reminds me of Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs for some reason... "It puts the item in the bag"
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:24, closed)