"Here, here"
Instead of "Hear, hear"

Someone's just done it again, on the board.
And he was following my post. What do I do? Turn cunty on the one person who agrees with me? Argh!!!
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:16, 6 replies)

Yeah, same hear.

(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:48, closed)

I here that :)
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:22, closed)

Given the origin of the phrase...
...it should be 'Read, read!' on a screen, surely?
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:58, closed)

There, there.
Actually I never quite understood the phrase "there, there"...does it even need a comma?
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:52, closed)

Hear I sit comtemplating
what you of said. I cant believe their is somebody out their whom get's so upset about this sort of thing. Shirley theirs' moore impotent thing's to get upset about.

*Fuck me that was hard - my mousey keeps hovering over the "Edit" link as I type (not literally)*
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 2 Apr 2011, 9:23, closed)

It's the ones who make an announcement and start "Oh yay, oh yay!" that get me. Especially if they end it with "Viola".
(Rise and Fall of the Atomic Cabbage Haven't you heard of suspension of disbelief?, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:11, closed)