Alternate, sensible reply:
Supermarkets recognise that not only do Parent & Child spaces make life a bit easier for customers with children (who spend significantly, instore), by placing them nearer to the store and making them wider, they reduce the chance that other cars will be damaged, be that by being hit by a flung open door, or running over an errant child.

Suck it up.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:38, 1 reply)

I'm not sure how to say this without sounding sarcastic
but I genuinely hadn't thought of the risk of damage to my car. Or the guilt I'd briefly feel if I actually ran over a child in a car park come to that.

I may have to revise my thinking. Purely for selfish reasons, i don't want anyone thinking I've gone soft.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:42, closed)

You might at least have called me a cunt.
People will start to think we fancy each other, or something.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:54, closed)

Sorry, good point.
I hate you for making me change my mind you unbearable cunt.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:55, closed)