I hate..
...newspapers or magazine headlines that use puns, or some kind of old-fashioned, outdated saying, instead of writing an actual proper headline that sums up the article. I'm talking about shite like "If the Cap fits..." "if you want to get ahead, get a hat" (why are there so many about headwear?), or another favourite "have bike, will travel" aaarhgh no-one knows what you're talking about any more you cackwizards AAGHRRHAA

Also, women joggers. they're so goddamn worthy, with their fucking fleeces and big shit-eating grins, like they're doing something so fucking amazing, and some mate they've dragged along, "OOoohh, it will be fun" yeah I don't fucking think so.
And, women who can't do anything or go anywhere by themselves. Like go to the toilet, go shopping, buying food, go to the library, take a fucking jog, fucking breathing air and walking upright, shit, how dependent and feeble are you?
People who wear no socks with skinny jeans/trousers and some faggy loafers.
People who wear a stupid hat in lieu of an actual personality.
Women who do 'duck-face' in pictures, or ever. It looks incredibly fucking skanky and drops your perceived IQ by 100 points.
People who combine 2 words that already mean similar/the same thing, like 'guesstimate' or the worst: 'chillax'....ffuuuuuuuuuu
Wome who wear dull, unimaginative slutty fancy dress costumes, like 'slutty cat'.
People who shout shit out of cars/honk the horn at you, just to make you turn around/jump, get a life, or fuck off and die, seriously.
People who say 'expresso' instead of espresso'.
Pacific/specific, li-berry, etc etc.
Gay men who talk in that affected, Julian Clary old-lady voice. It's creepy.
People who try and force 'fun' on you on a friday night by yelling in your face/grabbing and shaking you if you do not appear to be having as much fun as you apparently should be. If I want to sit here with my pint and people-watch, let me be. Or I'll kill you with a lawnmower.

Rubbish trannies who are trying to 'pass' but haven't bothered to shave.

Orange tans, pashminas, Ugg boots, playsuits, mens t-shirts with massive v-necks, hair extensions, harem pants, and anything with sequins.
Aaaand I might be done. For now.
(Ryuken-Kai, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:34, 9 replies)

Harem pants
I really do question how people can wear these and not feel like they're taking part in a pantomime.
As for playsuits whenever someone mentions them I automatically think of something you'd make a toddler wear for playschool.
(FootOfTim, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:07, closed)

You sound like a barrel of laughs.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:19, closed)

She probably hates barrels as well.

( 4Q just lurking, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 5:49, closed)

Probably because someone once tried to force her into one and she got stuck.
LOL!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 16:21, closed)

I know, right?? It's almost as if I was asked (admittedly not directly) about things I have an irrational hatred for! Funny how I didn't mention anything I enjoy.
(Ryuken-Kai, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 23:01, closed)

"Duck face" what in the name of blue shuddering buggery is that?

( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 9:02, closed)

when someone pulls a face in a photo by pushing their lips out/making an exaggerated 'kissing' face, usually accompanied by the old 'take a picture of myself with my phone, in the toilet' bad camera angle.
(Ryuken-Kai, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 23:05, closed)

CLICK
at 'Expresso'

If you can't pronounce it, you don't get to order it. Or serve it.
(MartinB9999, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 20:40, closed)

These sound quite rational to me.
Then again I have been diagnosed with a form of mental retardation. Seriously, I have.
( Awk Industries is actually a helic- NO, STAY BACK SHARK!, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:30, closed)