Sorry...
But no.

Take the cunt off a bike, and you'll still have a cunt. To be exact one of the following cunts.

a) An idiot cunt - a true cunt in every sense of the word (hipster fixie riders are the archetype)
b) A stupid cunt - someone who can't be arsed to learn to cycle properly, or just makes it up, usually because no one told them how to cycle properly.
c) A bitter cunt. Who considers bikes a bit shameful and would rather be driving and so takes out all their misery on everyone else.
d) A defensive cunt - usually due to a being in a close scrape from being a stupid cunt, they then do everything they can to 'protect' themselves or take revenge on others for the one of many times they almost got pancaked while undertaking an HGV.

Why are many many cyclists cunts? Because frankly as a country, the UK does not give ENOUGH of a shit about cycling. For most people your love affair with a bike either ends when they get their first car and they then deem their bike to be either childish or a lesser form of transport.

Respect people, respect. Lest you forever be a cunt.
(Monchberter Can't go wrong with Doom, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:07, Reply)