Irrational HatredPeople who say "less" when they mean "fewer" ought to be turned into soup, the soup fed to baboons and the baboons fired into an active volcano. What has you grinding your teeth with rage, and why?
Suggested by Smash Monkey
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:36)
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As a waitress, when people sit on the ONLY dirty table availableIt sends me into a completely irrational rage. I bitterly clear the dirty dishes for people while making pointed apologies about how there's so much stuff in their way and saying with barely concealed sarcasm that I 'hope they don't mind waiting for me to get a cloth to wipe the table down', all the while imagining how good it would feel to slap them on their silly little heads.
What makes this the most irrational of all though is that I completely understand why people do it and as a customer have often seen some messy table and thought 'Oh that one looks perfect!' before plonking myself down, smiling as a waitperson with a strangely fixed smile and twitching eye comes over to clear it for me...
(, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:00, 3 replies)
Calm down loveWe just want to look out the window
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 10:33,
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Hey nowI never said it was rational
(, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 21:44, closed)
I used to wait tables. And I approve this message.
(, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 8:55, closed)
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