Bambi
Pearoast....


My mates can still wind me up just by mentioning the word Bambi. Want to know why? It goes back to the mid-eighties in Manchester.

We were on an all-day bender back in the days before all-day opening and we had a couple of hours to kill between the pubs shutting for after the lunchtime trade and them opening again at 5.30. So we decided to go to the cinema to snooze a couple of beer-fuelled hours away.

When we got to the local flea-pit they were showing Bambi. Now, as a kid, I'd never seen Bambi. Don't know why, I'd just missed it. So we decided to go and watch/sleep-through that. We paid for hour tickets and settled in and.... I was entranced. I got completely caught up in the cuteness and the fluff and was spellbound. So much so that I forgot where I was.

Now can you remember the part in Bambi where he's trapped in a forest fire? Poor Bambi was looking wildly left and right and left and right. He looked terrified. He just didn't know what to do and the fire was getting closer and closer.

I was on the edge of my seat. I was panicking because poor, brave Bambi was in danger. So I jumped to my feet and bellowed:

"RUN, BAMBI, RUN!!!"

And 200 cinema goers pissed themselves laughing.

I've never lived that down and mates today still take the piss by calling me Bambi....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 13:02, 5 replies)

Alright Bambi.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 2 Apr 2011, 13:24, closed)

Bastard!

( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 13:26, closed)

Pfffffffffft!
I just put a post up about the word paedophile. I wonder if your friend will bite again?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 2 Apr 2011, 13:32, closed)

Almost
certainly..
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 13:40, closed)

Only if she sees it.
Which is fairly unlikely since she's not b3taing much at the moment.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 21:04, closed)