Mother's Day Flower Merchants.
Specifically, the illegal ones who appear to have popped up all over Essex with their dirty white vans flogging over priced, nearly dead bouquets from the back of the open doors in every layby and bus stop from Leytonstone to Southend as far as I can tell.

They all get on my tits I realised today, but my real ire is reserved in particular for the stupid twunt who couldn't even be bothered to stay and make an effort to sell his flowers, but just piled them up by a lamp post on the A127 and fucked off nowhere to be seen. Mind you, not only is he lazy, he's also stupid, he's not going to make much money on Mother's Day weekend when all he was selling was a wreath that said 'Daddy'.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 13:10, 2 replies)

Perhaps his target market,
is people whose parents became one on that particular lamp-post?
(Maccy Divided by 0 on, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 12:02, closed)

No, it was just
a badly written joke about leaving wreaths for accident victims. Massive fail...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 16:01, closed)