People who don't want children but want to tell you about it.
And tell you. And tell you. And tell you. Shut up, and die fairly soon so you gradually breed your shrill whining out of the population.
(gordonjcp, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 15:28, 2 replies)

As an owner of kids,
I get equally bored by those who hate kids for fairly irrational reasons, other than to seemingly give an excuse for not having them (why not just say 'I really don't want kids', instead of making up really shit excuses?) and those who talk endlessly about their kids.
I love my kids and I also love going out for a drink and talking of something else.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Apr 2011, 10:56, closed)

Several people over the years have entertained me thusly.
Sometimes there's a twist though. I've known couples where one partner has changed their mind and bolted, quickly pairing up elsewhere and having a couple of kids in quick succession, while their ex - usually the more strident baby-hater - stays single and slips into cat wee-smelling middle age, all alone.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 18:28, closed)