And now the weather...
Not content with raging at the news, I'll have a go at the weather too.

That bit on the BBC weather broadcasts where they zoom in and go on a grand tour of the country gets me really wound up. What's the point? That bit of cloud is not going to be where you say it is at that time of day and you damned well know it. And while you're there yaking away about what's supposed to be going on in each little bit of the country, you're eating into the time allotted with the result that sometimes all we get is what's happening in the next 24 hours. Don't point me at the website because that's even more wrong than what you've just told me, and it changes every half an hour.

And why exactly don't we get Monday's weather forecast until Sunday (unless there's a bank holiday)?

On a far more trivial note, Carol Kirkwood should take "that" dress out and burn it (you know the one). It's horrible!

Edit: Google's a wonderful thing. The search on "Carol Kirkwood" also yielded this in the results.
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 23:18, 5 replies)

My mum used to have a pair of curtains in almost exactly the same material.
(Freakmandu, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 2:13, closed)

A timeout error dress?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 2:18, closed)

This one (OK, so I edited 'someone' into the dress, but I've been wanting to stick that head on something for a while now).
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 8:56, closed)

That dress
Yes, it's hideous - like a 1965 three-piece suite. You can't, however, find fault with the way she fills it.
(The Jannie, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 12:15, closed)

Whenever I see that woman,
all I can think is "Tits like a roof-tiler's nailbag". Bless her.
(Rsoles, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 21:40, closed)