Irrational Hatred
People who say "less" when they mean "fewer" ought to be turned into soup, the soup fed to baboons and the baboons fired into an active volcano. What has you grinding your teeth with rage, and why?
Suggested by Smash Monkey
( , Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:36)
People who say "less" when they mean "fewer" ought to be turned into soup, the soup fed to baboons and the baboons fired into an active volcano. What has you grinding your teeth with rage, and why?
Suggested by Smash Monkey
( , Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:36)
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Management
Blue sky thinking - this does not imply that anything imaginative is about to happen. Blue skies you say, blue, like the sky up there, the normal, mundane, every day sky? What about some Green Sky, that would be unexpected wouldn't it?
Outside the box - the only box you're going to end up, inside or otherwise, is your fucking coffin, you over-paid prick.
Going forward - presumably, through context, you're referring to the passage of time here? Yes? Good. That's what time does. Unless you drive home in a particularly pyrogenic car (and no, you picky medical sods, I do not mean in the sense of a fever.) How about we all just revert to "In future" and stop sounding like we're on board some kind of managerial mono rail to hell.
( , Sun 3 Apr 2011, 12:13, 4 replies)
Blue sky thinking - this does not imply that anything imaginative is about to happen. Blue skies you say, blue, like the sky up there, the normal, mundane, every day sky? What about some Green Sky, that would be unexpected wouldn't it?
Outside the box - the only box you're going to end up, inside or otherwise, is your fucking coffin, you over-paid prick.
Going forward - presumably, through context, you're referring to the passage of time here? Yes? Good. That's what time does. Unless you drive home in a particularly pyrogenic car (and no, you picky medical sods, I do not mean in the sense of a fever.) How about we all just revert to "In future" and stop sounding like we're on board some kind of managerial mono rail to hell.
( , Sun 3 Apr 2011, 12:13, 4 replies)
Blue sky thinking
Another euphemism for having one's head in the clouds.
( , Sun 3 Apr 2011, 13:24, closed)
Another euphemism for having one's head in the clouds.
( , Sun 3 Apr 2011, 13:24, closed)
I use the odd bit of management speak, it's good for winding up the drones.
( , Sun 3 Apr 2011, 13:29, closed)
( , Sun 3 Apr 2011, 13:29, closed)
Jesus
I hate all of that so much, without any real reason, that I couldnt actually bring myself to post about it.
I work for a huge multinational but managed at a local level by unimaginative twats with no inspiration or leadership. They feel that if you rattle off some of that bullshit it makes you a good manager.
( , Sun 3 Apr 2011, 17:01, closed)
I hate all of that so much, without any real reason, that I couldnt actually bring myself to post about it.
I work for a huge multinational but managed at a local level by unimaginative twats with no inspiration or leadership. They feel that if you rattle off some of that bullshit it makes you a good manager.
( , Sun 3 Apr 2011, 17:01, closed)
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