Ive started now and can't stop...
1. Inconsiderate people - this in itself has a long list i could rant about for days!!!
2. People complaining about the most stupid things. (During the snow we had at the beginning of the year, someone called me at work to complain that the OUTDOOR swimming pool was closed)?!? GET A LIFE TWUNT!!!
3. People who never make the brews. I like my coffee but whenever i want one, i always ask everyone and end up having to make 6 cups. However only about three of those people have ever made me a brew back!
4. People who cannot park their car properly
5. People that drive right up your arse for no reason (I'm behind someone who is 110 years old driving at 2 mph, you driving right up behind me, won't make him drive any faster, will it)?
6. Those of you who move about in lanes of traffic, or non traffic just because you have no patience.
7. those who do not signal, i hate playing guess where you are going!
8. People who always comment on my eating habits. Yes i like cottage cheese and thanks for telling me it looks like baby sick before i eat it etc etc. i don't tell you what the lovely foodstuffs you are just about to tuck into looks like something a dog has just laid
9. Middle lane drivers
10. The mini-roundabout dance. This is where you stop at the mini-roundabout to give way to the car there however that car stops to give way to another. all three of you sit there for ever waiting for the other to go!
11. Children screaming on trains/cafes/planes etc etc
12. I work in a call centre and this takes the cake:
"hey it's Bob, i just spoke to you"
"No Sir you didn't its my first call of the day"
"oh, can you just put me through to the person i just spoke to?"
"with respect there are three hundred people in this office, can you give me a name?"
"no, but it was a bloke, if that helps?" AAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
13. The Only Way is Essex - no explanation required
(VodkaMargarine When there is no Brandy Butter..., Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:13, 2 replies)

With regards item three, from time to time I have to deal with possible expectation that someone will want me to make coffee. This is a very bad idea as I don't drink the stuff and think it tastes vile. As a consequence, anyone who has ever asked me to make coffee has never asked me to do so again!

As for four, well... I was in this multistorey one day and there was this woman trying to park in the space in front of me one level down. I swear she went in and out of that space seven or eight times before deciding her work was done and getting out of the car to go where ever it was she was going. I had to walk past her car on the way out, and basically it was parked at a very strange angle, had managed to stray across the line into the neigbouring space, and had its back end out across the end line. I wouldn't have been that surprised by all of this if she was driving a socking great Merc or BMW, but it was a fucking Mini (the old sort; this happened back in the 80's). I was just amazed that anyone could fail to get one of those things into a single parking space.
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:36, closed)

ahhh you see if i know someone cant make coffee the way i like it, i have tea! :) (one guy used to make it bad on purpose, but always made a cracking cuppa)
(VodkaMargarine When there is no Brandy Butter..., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 22:02, closed)