People who put photos of their children as their Facebook photo
fuck sake
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:21, 6 replies)

I know exactly what you mean! Same ones who always post about how fucking special being a parent is and how it makes them better people then the rest of us. If your personality is so shit you have to link it to the fact you have a small lump of fat that cries and requires feeding for years until it becomes bearable to spend time with.
(Mong goose, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 8:00, closed)

Worse
Pictures of their fucking pregnancy scans. "Oh, that's a nice profile picture, didn't realise you were a fucking foetus."

Bellends.
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 8:52, closed)

It's the status updates that get me
'Little Princess Katie has got a poorly tummy and is properly grumpy!!!! :-(((('

...like I give a fuck
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:08, closed)

I used to feel bad about blocking these people
now I do it as soon as they announce they've conceived
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:52, closed)

It's not so much that they have had children - fair play and all that
but if I'm searching for somebody, a long lost friend or work college, how am I supposed to know who the fuck they are if all the "Dan Smiths" have got photos of their gurning son or daughter covered in Ready Brek.

Just put your own damn photo on!
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:31, closed)

It is a particular turn-off if one is looking for pictures of an attractive female for the purpose of self-abuse.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 20:09, closed)